Crash Test Dummies Unionize

Crash test dummies on the job. (Courtesy of CTDA.)

In an unprecedented breakthrough decision today, over 177,000 crash test dummies were given final approval by federal labor regulators to form the Crash Test Dummies of America labor union (CTDA). The CTDA plans to fight for crash test dummies’ working conditions and fair treatment. According to the CTDA union organizers, Moe Mentum, Aneeta Karr, and Cole Lijjun, their top priorities are: